Dear Diary

what kind of muthafukin beeatch does homework and files taxes on a saturday? what kind of muthafukin beeatch writes in some bizarre half gangsta, half educated prose? Me, bitches! I! fo sho! just cause I'm whiter than the muthafukin new-fallen snow, don't mean I can't write some gansta shizz on my muthafuckin blog. word. i don't need no muthafukin capital lettas.