The Housewife's Guide to NOT Cleaning: Tips and Tricks for the Rest of Us

Tip One: "I couldn't do the dishes because we are out of cabinet space for them, and I wouldn't be able to put them away and they'd just get dirty again from sitting around anyway." This is a great way to plant the seed of finally hanging up the fucking cabinets that have been sitting in the garage for 3 years into one's husband's head.