Soy It Ain't So!

Thank god for the internet. My yet to be conceived offspring will demonstrate my new-found knowledge that soy products will either tip the scales towards the female gender during fetal development, or, post-birth, will play a hand in turning my spawn into a gay boy. I plan to use this information to create a small army of tofu-powered gay deviants which I will unleash upon the world at the time their soyperpowers are needed. Fear not, gentle readers, I will train them well in the ancient arts of interior design and manscaping.