Things Not To Do Because They Suck
1. Sprain your left ankle2. Sprain your right big toe
3. Sprain your right knee
4. Sprain all of the above at once while cleaning the kitchen
5. Clean the kitchen
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You poor thing. Feel better!
Owweeee! You beat my dog bite, but just by a little! Ice, ice, ice!
holy crap - what happened? Ice and Vicoden and some weed and beer and you'll be fine
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