Graduation Alert

As I am (ostensibly) graduating in December, I thought I would alert my faithful cupcakes to this upcoming occasion and suggest appropriate graduation gifts so that you may begin planning and saving up posthaste.

So I present to you, in no particular order, and in visual form for those of you who are illiterate but like to look at pictures (why would such a person be "reading" this brilliant literary blog, you are probably wondering. Your guess is as good as mine, my little darlings, but one shouldn't be excluded from gift-giving just because one is unable to read. Am I right, or am I right?!) the non-inclusive list.