An Open Plea to My Many Fans
I need your help, my darling cupcakes. In the process of refinancing, one often has to have an appraisal. When you need your house to appraise for approximately $25,000 more than it is worth, you have to do some emergency fix-ups. When you don't have a lot of time or money to do such fix-ups, you must resort to demoralizing tactics. Begging, for instance. Bribery might also play a part.
If you are skilled any of the following categories, willing to make yourself available soon, and amenable to accepting substantial kickbacks, please contact me immediately to discuss payment options.
Fond regards,
a Bug
If you are skilled any of the following categories, willing to make yourself available soon, and amenable to accepting substantial kickbacks, please contact me immediately to discuss payment options.
- Drywall repair
- Basic plumbing
- Storage solutions
- Dishwasher installations
- Non-light cleaning
- Interior painting
- Carpet stain removal
- Creative furniture placement
- Dog-walking
- Sympathizing
- Doing anything starting with any of these words
Fond regards,
a Bug
4 Comments:
I am skilled in "non-light" cleaning. Name the time. Babysitting is provided correct?
Oh, so Hoban Family's got you covered. Great. Good luck.
I'm more into the carpet stain initiating.
I'm good at sympathizing!
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