An Ode to Riley
Wherever you go,
Whatever you do,
That big old damn bed is right here waiting for you.
And if you take it away,
I'll give you a table
So if you want to sit, you-oooo-'ll be able.
-Bug "Richard" Marx
Whatever you do,
That big old damn bed is right here waiting for you.
And if you take it away,
I'll give you a table
So if you want to sit, you-oooo-'ll be able.
-Bug "Richard" Marx
I'm a Bug and I approved this message
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4 Comments:
Dear Bug,
Upon reading you ode I was filled with many emotions and very nearly shed a tear. My heart swelled with pride and admiration as I tried to think of the perfect comment. Using my utmost abilities and command of the language here's what I came up with -
Um, thanks?
Yours Truly,
Sir Riley of the Mountain
PS
I would have sent money, but the bills kept getting stuck in disk drive.
Yah, I guess you could pay me to keep this bed. Your other options are as follows: come get the damn thing, or come up and bask in the warm glow of its fire. Your call.
burn baby burn
I'm glad you guys understand each other. I had no idea what this was about before the comments.
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