Things I Learned Today
Drinking beer and watching Anthony Bourdain is fun.
Cutting your own hair at 2 AM sometimes seems like a good idea, especially if you have been drinking beer.
Cutting your own hair at 2 AM is not actually a good idea, because cutting your own hair starts fun but then deteriorates into a chopping frenzy.
Chopping frenzies do not turn scissors into magical un-cutters.
Hair takes up less room on a head than it does in a sink.
I do not have any grey hairs yet.
Hats and bandannas are good investments in self-confidence.
I should pay for haircuts.
Cutting your own hair at 2 AM sometimes seems like a good idea, especially if you have been drinking beer.
Cutting your own hair at 2 AM is not actually a good idea, because cutting your own hair starts fun but then deteriorates into a chopping frenzy.
Chopping frenzies do not turn scissors into magical un-cutters.
Hair takes up less room on a head than it does in a sink.
I do not have any grey hairs yet.
Hats and bandannas are good investments in self-confidence.
I should pay for haircuts.
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This I have to see!
where is the photo that goes with this post??
So I was reading The Bohemian Manifesto last night -- although, Lord knows, I'm about as Bohemian as Ward Cleaver -- when I came upon the following passage. It reminded me of your blog:
"Even Bohemians have bad hair days...after three or four glasses of wine they start cutting their bangs, trimming sideburns or cleaning up the goatee with a straight razor. Bohemians may also shave their head or shave patterns on an already short cut. This usually takes a lot more than wine."
Glad to see you're, er, doing well, Miss Bug!
Daniel Cleaver has a nice ring to it, actually.
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