Lazy Hits a New High

I'm hungry, but I'm too lazy to eat anything. Even pre-packaged snack foods are too much work. Ordering a pizza proved beyond exhausting just thinking about it. I could barely pour myself a glass of water before retiring to the bedroom. If someone offered to feed me in bed, someone else would have to offer to prop me up before I would accept. Oh yes, this is lazy.

A quick side note to the Nip: I am reading in bed, thank you very much.