Mr. Pants and the JazzBot: A One-Way Love Story
Once upon a time, in a bi-level far far away, there lived a crazy Jack Russell and a black black beautiful boy lab mix. After a few years of living in relative peace, they were joined by a new model: the JazzBot 4000. When the new JazzBot moved into the bi-level, she was greeted warmly by the CJR and the B₄LM, but all too soon, the warm greeting turned into an unhealthy obsession on the part of the B₄LM, for the JazzBot 4000 was a fully functional model, while both the B₄LM and the CJR had been modified for lower performance. This caused the B₄LM extreme dejection, for he too wanted to be fully functional, and this desire to be "a real boy" was awakened when the JazzBot began to display her additional features.
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Unfortunately, the JazzBot 4000 was not programmed to accept input from older, obsolete models, and accordingly dismissed the B₄LM advances. This led to a localized, but near fatal malfunction in the B₄LM: a short circuit in his central processing unit, which was manifested by tremors and strange sounds. As a much newer model, the JazzBot was unaccustomed to seeing crucial hardware in such a dilapidated state, and frankly, was appalled.
The situation, rather than resolving itself, continued to deteriorate until the B₄LM was barely functional, and had to be put out of service and taken to a makeshift sick bay in the bowels of the bi-level. It was a sad day for the B₄LM, but the JazzBot and the CJR continued to flourish, and soon learned to operate independently of the B₄LM, waiting for the day that he would be repaired and could rejoin them.
The End.
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Unfortunately, the JazzBot 4000 was not programmed to accept input from older, obsolete models, and accordingly dismissed the B₄LM advances. This led to a localized, but near fatal malfunction in the B₄LM: a short circuit in his central processing unit, which was manifested by tremors and strange sounds. As a much newer model, the JazzBot was unaccustomed to seeing crucial hardware in such a dilapidated state, and frankly, was appalled.
The situation, rather than resolving itself, continued to deteriorate until the B₄LM was barely functional, and had to be put out of service and taken to a makeshift sick bay in the bowels of the bi-level. It was a sad day for the B₄LM, but the JazzBot and the CJR continued to flourish, and soon learned to operate independently of the B₄LM, waiting for the day that he would be repaired and could rejoin them.
The End.
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