How to Test Your Limits, Part IV: Do Laundry

And discover, one flooded floor later, that you have to pay Roto-Rooter $278 because $50 of Drano won't do the trick. Clean the rest of the house as penance. Take a sad day (not to be confused with sick day), and drink a Red Stripe. Hope (and this is the crazy part) to be able to do laundry.