Muther Fuckin Nature
It's 45 degrees outside, a winter storm warning threatens, but goddammit, I am going to leave my door open. Why? because it's SPRING. It's almost freaking May, for fuck's sake! Here is a nice list of words that suitably or otherwise describe my feelings (and yes, I am back; I have learned that the incubation period for the hantavirus is at least a week, so appreciate me while I'm still here.) :
Fuck
Shit
Damn
Dammit
Goddammit
Crap ass shit butt
Buttfuck
Asshole
Cockfoam
Dicksmoke
Barbra Streisand
This post is temporary, as I am much more refined and sophisticated than this might lead you to believe. Enjoy it while it lasts!
Fuck
Shit
Damn
Dammit
Goddammit
Crap ass shit butt
Buttfuck
Asshole
Cockfoam
Dicksmoke
Barbra Streisand
This post is temporary, as I am much more refined and sophisticated than this might lead you to believe. Enjoy it while it lasts!
3 Comments:
Funny you should mention hantavirus. Does the poo have to be really dry to be bad? I was expecting rats and roaches, but found only mouse crap and a mouse, who almost graced me with a long enough pause for a picture.
I laughed at Barbra!
cockfoam
I can't wait to use that!
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