The Charade of Fidelity

My wallet ran away with my cell phone. My world is upside down. I have no money with which to buy lunch, I have no bus pass with which to get to school, I have no cell phone with which to call for a cab since I don't have a bus pass. Not that I could pay for it with no money, but still. Happy President's Day, my little cupcakes! Guess what I am the president of?