26 November 2006

Countdown to the End, or, Death By Mattress

I've got my last final on the 19th. That give me 23 days to write 3 major papers, 3 smaller ones, complete a take-home final, and ace 2 others. Meaning, actually study for them. This seems doable, right? Well, look down, my little cupcakes, to the right. You'll see a section of my blog dedicated solely to the impediment of my short-term success. In the meantime, I embark on a journey of my own into hell.

No, not the wind forecast, the Inferno. My first paper comes due on Thursday--yeah, Dante. We talked about this. And instead of writing the damn paper, I instead turn to you for support. You see, I have many things on my mind, not the least of which is a startling development in the sleep facet of my life. You see, the new mattress is not so comfortable as the old mattress. I am distressed about this, but even more so by the fact that it causes my favorite delightfuilly mooshy pillow to be too mooshy AND I now regularly find myself sleeping on my back. This can only lead to snoring and sleep apnea, which could very well mean my eventual death by self-asphyxiation. So, my cupcakes, this may be goodbye.


Blogger Hoban Family said...

Death by Mattress, who knew? You may sleep on our guest bed, it's about 28 years old but might keep you alive.

Anonymous Daniel said...

I give my last (well, my only) final on the 15th. *insert maniacal laughter here*

Best of luck on yours!

Blogger vagus said...

thanks for stopping by.
well. got the injection idea from some cookbook.
must say the bird came out pretty juicy. :)


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