Plump Little Plums in the Plumbing

Yes, my cupcakes, I put plums in my toilet for the express purpose of being able to write that phrase. Then one sank, and I had to fish it out with the handle end of a pasta spoon. That was unfortunate. You may now commence your search for synonyms of "dork." And don't worry, I did not feed them to my dogs as the next post might lead you to suspect.

Oh, and those little black hairs are Puck's.