Ken Lay is a Vampire, but Bush Will Suck Your Blood

The undead walk among us. Or more precisely, the undead play golf among the Mexicans. Garlic will not save you, but a hybrid vehicle just might.

[I don't have any more to say about Bush, except that the title is funnier if he's in it. I don't think he's anywhere as evil as AG and Riley do, so if you want a good Bush bash, look elsewhere.]