Belated Triumph: The Fall of the Nose Hairs

Cupcakes all around! Violet trimmed the danglers! They no longer frighten little children! He no longer has to pick them out of his teeth at dinner! They no longer strangle me while I'm sleeping! I no longer have to witness a rebel finger try to reposition the defectors among them. A new epoch dawns, my darlings. Let the sun shine in. To his nose. Because it can now see the light of day. If he leans back and looks up.