A New Wretchedness to Mondays

Thank you, RTD. Monday isn't really as bad as it's cracked up to be, and I salute your attempt to do right by its infamy. So few people these days understand the value of a horrifying Monday to make the rest of the week pass more quickly. And, Tuesday would be shamefully average if not for a downright godawful Monday. I especially look forward to next week, when the sub-contractors filling your shoes also plan to strike. Then, and only then, will I muster enough wrath for you to override my disdain for driving in Boulder, that used Kleenex of Colorado.