Oh Fuck am I nervous
My eyeballs are pleading with me. I can hear them squeaking (yes, the speech sound an eyeball makes is a squeak, look it up), "Bug! Really! We're fine! Don't let that diabolical doctor near us... Bug! For fuck's sake, we've been with you from the start, you met him last week! Bug! Don't let him hurt us! Bug! eeaakk eeeak!"
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5 days and counting
Tell the little squeakers it's just like a little face lift and they'll feel twenty years younger. I'm jealous.
eek! Bug! He wants your firstborn! Don't do it! eek! Save yourself while you can! eeek eeek!
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