Today, I got my diploma in the mail. (Woo Hoo!) Then I celebrated by eating a cookie.

Cherry chip, cherry chip, cookie of my heart
Your aftertaste cannot deter me
I love you all the more when I see
The haste in which you depart (into my mouth)

You've got a strange, unnatural day-glo
You leave pink crumbs on my lips
And right to my mouth shall go
Your crumbly crunchy chips (kind of waxy)

Bad poetry you inspire
Enough to make my readers sick
But you know what we can tell them
They can just go suck spotted dick!