Hey, you had eye surgery! Holy crap!

So this morning I wake up, with my little "eye shields" taped in place (with super-bond turbo-tape as I soon discover) and think to myself, "Aw, it's like sleeping in glasses." Kinda like old times, you know? So up I get to check myself out in the bathroom mirror (Somehow I know these shield things will come in handy on Halloween, I just can't place it...). Kicking and screaming, off comes the tape, and then, and lo and behold, I still have eyes. And they look the same. But they work better now! Hooray! Then in go the many drops I must now use for a week or a month or whatever it is (I will probably need to pay some attention to that soon).

What? Is this all boring you? You want to hear the details about the actual surgery? Well, I'm sorry my little cupcakes, I'm not ready to talk about that yet. And trust me, you aren't either.