Being mad for no reason gets a bad rap.

And that is why, single-handedly, I am endevoring to be mad for the entire world. Or at the entire world. For no reason. That's right: I will prove that anger is NOT productive, yet is somehow gratifying. I will prove that when one is angry, one is undoubtedly RIGHT. I will demonstrate why "mad" has multiple meanings. Don't stay tuned, I'm too mad to keep you updated. The possibility has arisin, by the way, that in my yard was not a lemming or marmot but a runaway hamster. Who has taken to making holes in my lawn. Just a possibility.