Back to Painting: An Ode to Home Depot
O, Home Depot! How I love you so!
Whenever I get in my car, to you I want to go
To see your orangey loveliness, to meet your painting staff
And choose my green Behr palette, the clerks at Lowe's would laugh
Because I'm such a novice, but you never make fun
You help me find my rollers, Home Depot, you're my sun.
Whenever I get in my car, to you I want to go
To see your orangey loveliness, to meet your painting staff
And choose my green Behr palette, the clerks at Lowe's would laugh
Because I'm such a novice, but you never make fun
You help me find my rollers, Home Depot, you're my sun.
I'm a Bug and I approved this message
3 comments
3 Comments:
Oh my god! It must be love. Hey, are you copying our living room too?!?! p.s Behr is good stuff.
Back off, Catnip. You're not the only one who can paint.
OK, sure. Of course, you could have just reminded me that you've never seen my green paint..... (it IS cool, though.)
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