You recall the Oedipus paper I mentioned?

Unfortunately, this is not a joke: I am going to start it now. If you happen to have an old (crappy OK) 3-page essay on some banal topic like dramatic irony or symbolism please send it along. Immediately. Please. You've never written about Oedipus? I'll give you a hand. Here is your thesis: Oedipus killed the Sphinx and then he killed his eyeballs and bled a lot and the meaning was great and deep. See inspiring picture of the pre-incest Oedipus and the Sphinx to get you started.