If you've tired of calling me Bug,

You could call me The Intellectual Giant. Or Brilliant Genius Girl (I'll get a cape). Or Einstein's Successor. Something along those lines. Or you could just say I got all A's... this bodes well for my career plans of never working again, and going on to be a professional student when I grow up. I will be hosting a private autograph-signing session this Friday. Contact my agent for further information.