22 November 2005

There's just no pleasing you, is there?

First I write you nice things. You don't care (well, maybe catnip does). Then I don't write you nice things. You still don't care. I must conclude that you don't exist. And if you don't exist, then I am insane, for who would talk to someone who does not exist? Unless you believe in God, of course. Luckily, you are not reading this, therefore you are not offended by my blasphemy. Good day.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

blech

11/22/2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

just be happy that you not only have a working furnace, hence a cosy house but also a built-in humidifier!

11/22/2005  
Blogger Bug said...

Jetta Genius, I know you're out there...
Please try to keep the spiteful comments to a minimum.

11/23/2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's true. You are connection to a life I vaguely remember and want to reclaim. By the way, do you judge caring by views or comments, both or neither?

As an aside, myself, I am looking forward to a split-level with furnace AND humidifier, even if for just a day.

11/23/2005  
Blogger Bug said...

In general, I judge caring by comments, because those who comment have obviously read enough to know what I'm talking about. You for instance, must care very deeply. As far as this life out west, come and take it, I'll trade you for a couple years! PS. The humidifier is quite a luxury.

11/26/2005  

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