OK, you two.

You know who you are. So does anyone who reads the comments. Is this a threat? Are you trying to make some competition for my obviously inferior work of blather here? Not everyone has time to sit around all day and mess with a blog you know. Your fancy "Jobs," combined with the surefire doom of actually accomplishing something during your day, will only serve to give you something real to write about. Here's a word of advice: Quit. Then, and only then, will you find enough inane crap to rival mine.