I am not cool.

But you knew that already. However, I have a new plan to make you THINK I might be cooler than you assumed. I am going to PRETEND I am very busy, and my social calender is too full for you these days. I will NOT post every day (or twice a day), I may go weeks in between in fact. Please, don't bother me when I am so busy. I simply don't have the time for you. Sorry. I am NOT sitting around all day messing with my settings and demonstrating how clever I am. I am not counting down the days until the end of school, nor am I mastering html, java, or checking my email constantly. I am SO busy being cool, I even forgot I have a blog. I will start saying "existential" a lot, and reference obscure indie music, books and movies whenever I get the chance. I may also wear dark sunglasses, but I'm too cool to let you know what I decide on that.