Things At Which I Am Good, and Things At Which I Am Not, cont.

At Good: Not throwing up when I empty coffee the consistency of sewer sludge down the sink

At Not: Not gagging horribly while my mouth waters with that salty about-to-retch saliva when I empty coffee the consistency of sewer sludge down the sink

At Good: Being a dog mom

At Not: Convincing Puck I am not going to ax-murder him when I try to give him a bath

TBC