Fun with Haikus

Sitting up in bed
Is better than lying there
All I'll do today

Superfood delight
Green deliciousness is mine
Flint thinks it is gross

He's so very wrong
Pureed wheat grass and mango
Goes down smooth and sweet

Though I wish I could
I can't burp the alphabet
Megan would be pissed

Puck what is that smell
Do it again and I'll puke
I can barely breathe

An ode to Red Stripe
Might be inappropriate
What am I saying

I was so hungry
The brie I just ate was "blue"
I hope I don't die