13 January 2008

Chuck Norris Implement of Torture

Speaking of Chuck "I don't read books, I stare them down until I get the information I want" Norris, I have procured myself a total gym with which I plan to lose 10 pounds of flab and replace it with 10 pounds of sheer power. Updates as events warrant.

6 Comments:

Blogger Jake said...

Chuck Norris drives Optimus Prime to work.

1/13/2008  
Blogger Riley said...

chuck norris can slam a revolving door

1/13/2008  
Blogger Bug said...

To Jake: Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

1/13/2008  
Blogger Riley said...

in Scrabble, if you spell Chuck Norris, you win - FOREVER!

1/15/2008  
Blogger Bug said...

in scrabble, if chuck norris plays, chuck norris wins. always.

1/15/2008  
Anonymous Mindless Self Indulgence said...

Chuck Norris eats scrap metal for breakfast than shits out total gyms!

1/16/2008  

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