Chuck Norris Implement of Torture
Speaking of Chuck "I don't read books, I stare them down until I get the information I want" Norris, I have procured myself a total gym with which I plan to lose 10 pounds of flab and replace it with 10 pounds of sheer power. Updates as events warrant.
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Chuck Norris drives Optimus Prime to work.
chuck norris can slam a revolving door
To Jake: Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
in Scrabble, if you spell Chuck Norris, you win - FOREVER!
in scrabble, if chuck norris plays, chuck norris wins. always.
Chuck Norris eats scrap metal for breakfast than shits out total gyms!
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