**Update: I Never Learn**

Here I was learnin you all a lesson, and then I went to [humanely] shoo dem wasps outta my door, then one dem lil bastards let me step on im and he bit me! On my foot! The underside! Now I's limpin and hurtin and pretty darn p.o.'d iff you know what I mean. Now most times i'd be sayin, 'ell, two times in one night, that's sompin pretty nice, well, not this'un.