I Don't Usually Advertise Things

But you, my little cupcakes, must see The Beautiful Country. Gorgeous, understated, unstylized. In a battle for the remote with Flint, I prevailed because of two factors: first, I made him the perfect cup of tea (that is, "a propah cupa tea"), thereby securing the debt factor, and second, he had to play some new video game whilst I navigated away from Flight of the Navigator (on the Hallmark Channel, and how could I in good conscience allow that?), thereby securing the control factor. The stars aligned, and upon his return, he conceded to my superior movie-choosing abilities. Trust me, my darlings. You will be pleased.