16 April 2007

You Must Grow Up, But You Can Stay Immature Forever

Thank you poo, for what you do
You make me feel like I'm brand new
You clean my colon every day
And if you could, I know you'd say:

"Thank you butt, for setting me free
The toilet's where I long to be
Swimming with the other poos
Dear butt, with you I'll never lose."


Blogger Manda said...

Just thought I'd let you know that this poem will make you famous. My friend requested I send it to her in an email. I will wait for your approval. You might want to work out the royalties... :)

Blogger Bug said...

Manda, consider this a royalty-free gift to my many fans.


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