15 September 2006

Fuckin' Wind Monster

After appeasing it by sacrificing the beautiful spring blossoms just a few short months ago, it is back, demanding yet another ritual slaughter--this time, the lovely leaves of trees. Anyone who says s/he likes fall, or really any season other than the hot, beautiful, green, perfectly perfect summer is subconsciously or otherwise blocking out the reality of the evil Wind Monster attacks. And tin foil hats don't work on it.

1 Comments:

Blogger Altered Egoist said...

I saw this title and thought this post was about me! Are you EVER going to take off your word verification or is that going to be your permanent screw you AG!?!?

9/16/2006  

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