Puck, the Most Beautiful Black Boy in the World,
Is wearing his newest pair of pants: "Moldy Compost Eating, Multiple Bouts of Diarrhea Having, Noxious Gas Emitting Pants." He, and I for him, are sad. Meanwhile, Violet is sleeping elsewhere, farty air being less than conducive to a good night's sleep.
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Poor baby! I hope he's ok!
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"Pray for Puck!" There I was reading your blog last night on the verge of tears thinking that poor Mr. Blacky Slobberson was on his deathbed and MF had left you because you were far too insane with grief. Now I find out that Mr. P was just suffering from a bad case of compost farts and MF was only downstairs because he enjoys fresh air. How happy am I to discover that it was all just a messed up bunch of crap, literally. Like the phone game modernized. Yay for airfreshener! Yay Puck! Stay away from the compost good buddy...
Puck can get together with Max and have a stank fart party.
ya' tool
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