Man, am I lame!

The More You're Expected To Be Interesting, the Less Interesting You Are. A new cliché for you all to take note of. This is my discovery after writing a multitude of mediocre scholarship essays. I have found out a lot about myself these past few days: I have no solid goals or aspirations, I have very few concrete opinions regarding things that actually matter in the world, and I have a knack for writing crap upon the demand of a creative answer to a forced topic. But give me the trite, the trivial, the ridiculous, and here will I shine. Here will I be the 2000 Flushes Blue in your toilet of boredom. Here will I entertain and delight.